(01) not all of us want marraige and babies. some of us just want orgasms and dogs.

(02) just because we're bi doesnt mean we're attracted to you.

(03) it's the prettiest girls who fart the loudest.

(04) we're never as drunk as we act, so be careful.

(05) the vast majority of women are digging for appreciation, not gold.

(06) porn is fine, we'll deal with it, and maybe even watch it with you. but dont you dare try and get us to act like that. remember, we do have teeth.

(07) most of us only like lesbian porn anyway.

(08) never question what we eat, wear, smoke, our driving habits, or the sanity of our family.

(09) flowers are nice, but they die.

(10) if we're not moaning even a little, we're asleep.

(11) sometimes nagging is done out of sheer boredom.

(12) we're mostly jealous of the women we look at, not the women you look at.

(13) intelligence minus arrogance is the best underwearmelter.

(14) we're capable of sex without commitment, too. it's just that you're happy with one inebriated night of it and we prefer 9.5 weeks of it - sordid, aggressive, and gratuitous.

(15) it's all in the details, not the grand gestures.

(16) sometimes we would actually like to be turned down. it reassures us that you're not the horny 12-year old boy that we make fun of you for being.

(17) but dont do it all the time. you will pay for it.

(18) sometimes we like playing video games too. we just dont like to watch while you play.

(19) we are just as clueless about what we really want as you are.

(20) if you know something annoys us, dont keep doing it. no matter how much you think it is, it's not cute.

(21) OH AND P.S. BY THE WAY WE ARE NOT ALL THE SAME have fun dealing with that.